The best way, is to get caught, and hopefully to get help. Yeah, I'm raining on your want to be parade, of self destructive behavior, and I ain't gonna paint it pretty for you either. Yup, it's harsh, yup ain't none of my business, whatever, you want to call it, care none...I seen, I witnessed enough of it's behaviors, and scars that run deep from a substance that has ruined lives of many I have loved. I'm not asking you to care about me...you can hate me if you want...but I care enough about you, to say it just the way it is. I'd rather you hate me, on your way to the road of recovery, than on the road that could lead you to a grave, and or take some other innocent person there. Get with the program...you know exactly what program...it's called "Alcoholics Anonymous" and just in case your a smart one yeah there's one for teens and run by the same agencies. I can see that you know how to type words, so I guess that means you know how to read a phone book too! Hum...okay, so now what...oh I know you're not addicted to alcohol, so I don't know what I'm talking about...okay we can debate there too if ya want...so your next move in order to get your alcohol must come from depending on your first victim to place a scar upon their heart, but hey, what do you care, as long as you get away with it and get the prize, and if you get the prize... the "booze" is your word of choice...will your first, second, third, 40th victim be the ones reading your obituary in the paper. Gee...they should be only happy to help you out...but hey what to do you care, you don't know them from Adam. So that clears your conscience. Are you brave enough to keep reading...can you handle the party so far...are you not the hostess of this great party you so want to have. If I didn't give a crap...i wouldn't be writing so harsh, and you know it! Okay...lets say...you really don't have a drinking problem, and this is all just a big joke...well in that case...here i'll show you sportsmanship...ha.................ha. In fairness...there is the possibility you don't have a drinking problem, but now you have read the impact of only a few details I've given about the ones at the receiving end watching the ones they love the most drink themselves into pure selfish destruction. I will not apologize for trying to stop you from hurting yourself, and all those who love you. I will not apologize for trying so save your life, while I have this opportunity, you have given me, and I am so glad you bravely asked the question. You are very young and experimenting, I understand all that...but only you know how long you've been at it, and why. Yeah, there is pain on both sides of the world right now, my side, and your side. I don't know you, but I care...it's okay if it's all a joke that has been played upon me, I'll get over having my emotions stirred a little, and heck I'll be glad to laugh with ya...but if it's no joke, and i did nothing to try and reach you, how tragic is that...and shame on me! Well now that I got all my feathers in a ruffle, and ready to close my long drawn commentary...I'm hoping to leave you with a lot of thought if anything. Wishing you the best for your bright and positive future on your side of the world, as I close knowing I did my best to reach you from my side of the world...take care!